the witch's holiday begins

to tape or not to tape ?

"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."
Oscar Wilde

our old haunts...refresh your memory much?

double double down down

shady

wanderlust

“When twilight drops her curtain down and pins it with a star, remember that you have a friend though she may wander far.”

~Lucy Maud Montgomery

things that make your blood run cold...for future notation

picture soon (once i figure out what image best conveys the idea of your image becoming a permanent part of my collection...that is, if you are truly that foolish!)

you video me and I'll video you

a bunny bliss bet

*note that the publisher of this funny little blog firmly believes in the old saying~
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

please choose wisely

first impressions are for keeps

laughing in general

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:
'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."

~Voltaire

Not a bird or a plane...(just a bunch of super egomaniacs)

2nd grade math up here:
yup
dribble
drip
stutter
slurp
duh
&
ummm.

note to bring calculator next time

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." ~Winston Churchill

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

~Daniel Knode

how do you like them

?

another great quote...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again."

~Winston Churchill

match this

Winston Churchill

"It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time."

"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat."

~Malcolm S. Forbes

billable hours= your life

follow the ego

monotony

1. Tedious sameness or repetitiousness: the monotony of daily routine. (oxford)
   

screw google; buy organic produce

a Happy Birthday toast to Oscar Wilde

oh so incognito

insert picture of (burnt) toast here

not very clever

simply because you have no idea...

no need to preheat...

a rudimentary view

salty ocean air today

Oh, but what is this?

like junk food for your big fat ego

I'm taking it easy

because all others will be crushed...

A blind bunny and a blind snake were born at the same time, and grew up together, becoming the best of friends. Neither one knew what kind of creature the other one was, and one day decided to touch each other and describe the sensations. The snake went first - "You're all furry, have two ears and a fluffy little tail." The bunny was overjoyed, shouting, "I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny!" Then the bunny felt the snake - "You've got slimy skin, beady eyes and a forked tongue." The snake moaned, "Oh, no, I must be a lawyer..."
Attorney Jokes From Snifter, Flute & Stein

squelch

Oscar once said...

"It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.”

~ Walt Disney

"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter."

Marcus Aurelius~

"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."

A big man

"A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big."
F. Scott Fitzgerald

dye purple today

ladies first

celebrate small victories

know no bounds

"One’s destination is never a place,

but a new way of seeing things."
Henry Miller

bunny bicycling socks

nonrequired reading

apropos courtroom apparel

sailing through life