Have you ever talked to a plant? Do you talk to animals? Have you ever had a meaningful conversation with either? Do you hear voices in your head? Have you ever talked to those little voices? Do you enjoy setting fire to things? If so, do you prefer them to be alive? Do you check under your bed before you go to sleep? Do you blow on your food after it has fallen on the floor? Do you? Do you ever talk in silly voices? While alone? Do you understand quantum mechanics?
